what is WRONG with her

[kutsuwamushi]

omfg guys she's doing it again.

that attention whore sudaki has written another stupid post complaining about my bleach fics. no one's making her read them! for someone who claims to have better things to do with her time she spends a lot of time obsessing about what i do!

Listen, you stinky fish taco:

1. if you don't like kenpachi/byakuya, DON'T READ

2. if you don't like vampires, DON'T READ

3. if you don't like scrabble, DON'T READ

its not rocket science. i can write what i want and you can NOT READ IT. i don't want people like you reading it anyway. you might get your stupidity all over it.

Second, even if you could use proper nouns in Scrabble (and you can't)

you can totally use proper nouns in scrabble now. but you didn't know that, cuz you probably can't even read british, just like you can't read japanese (everyone knows you're a liar).

and yes they can play scrabble in soul society if they want to. i don't expect a zaraki/hanataro shipper to notice details but in chapter 83 ichigo brings them the board. and i put in a warning for explicit scrabble anyway so WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT.

Even if Kenpachi was turned into a vampire I don't think he'd cry about it, but [personal profile] kutsuwamushi has him crying EVERY SCENE. Literally.

that's because my kenpachi is in touch with his feelings. your kenpachi is just a stereotype which is why you pair him with someone boring like hanatarou, so they can be boring stereotypes togehter. my kenpachi has depth and emotion! and he's a vampire so of course he's crying all the time, that's what it's like being a vampire, haven't you ever seen the tom cruise movie?

i didn't have anything against zaraki/hanataro shippers until you came along and proved they're all delusional.

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[sudaki]

Okay NO. Unlike you I'm coming here in person rather than sending my anonymous posse of sockpuppet trolls to flame your journal.

Second, your warnings don't mean ANYTHING when you whore your stories out EVERYWHERE and I see them on my friendslist like seventy times a day.

Also, it's my right to write what I want about whatever crap YOU write, so get over it. I'm trying to make fanfic writing respectable again, like it was before people like you found the interent.

I don't know the British rules of Scrabble because RUKIA ISN'T BRITISH so she wouldn't use those rules, so you don't even have a point there. I happen to LIKE Scrabble when it's played BY THE RULES and not in random unrealistic OOC ways.

You're totally wrong about your reference too -- you should check these things before you go around lecturing people. It was ISHIDA who brought the board, not Ichigo, and it got lost during his fight with Mayuri, because Mayuri's sword dissolved it when he tried to hit Ishida. So NOBODY in Soul Society is playing Scrabble, mmkay?

And your Kenpachi is just a different stereotype, only he's not even a stereotype of Kenpachi, he's a stereotype OF A VAMPIRE PLAYED BY TOM CRUISE.

So yeah, whatever. You're not even worth my time. Try calling me delusional when Bleachmyu proves my pairing is REAL.

[kutsuwamushi]

bleachmyu is terrible and isn't fucking canon. the only people who like it are stupid zaraki/hanataro shippers because they can't stand that ACTUAL CANON supports zaraki/byakuya.

[kutsuwamushi]

just in case you can't remember that's BYAKUYA talking.

[sudaki]

Nice try, hun, but that's from one of the omakes, which is even LESS CANNON than Burimyu.

Besides, that's not even close to what he actually says. He says "Zaraki-taichou to futarikiri de, juuban ni jikan wo tsubuseta." Jikan wo tsubusu absolutely does not mean "time flies by quickly." It means they killed time or WASTED TIME.

In other words, being with Kenpachi is a WASTE OF HIS TIME.

Kind of like talking to you.

[kutsuwamushi]

look, you need to stop pretending to know japanese because i looked it up in a dictionary and it CLEARLY means they had sex. that's what it means, i asked my friend who actually took japanese in high school and she agrees.

burimyu is terrible and doesnt even make sense. shinigamis don't go around singing all the time.

besides, the omakes are CANON and you can't ignore that. remember when ishida sewed the quincy cross on the back of kon's head and it WAS STILL THERE everytime kon appeared? of course not, because you're DELUSIONAL and you just ignore whatever doesn't fit in your hanataro/zaraki worldview.

[sudaki]

They totally DO sing, haven't you heard of the Bleach Beat Collections? You're the one ignoring everything that doesn't confirm to your delusional vision of Kenpachi as a crying vampire who fucks Byakuya.

The omakes are JOKES not meant to be taken for real, and you don't have any friends who speak Japanese. I know because you are always talking shit about Japanese and no Japanese people would be friends with you. There is NOTHING about sex ANYWHERE. Pervert.

[kutsuwamushi]

YOUR NAME ISN'T EVEN REAL JAPANESE

no one takes you seriously, omg GO AWAY.

[sudaki]

Who SAID my name was supposed to be Japanese?? You just assume it is because you're a WEEABOO.

And you started this. YOU go away.

[kutsuwamushi]

this is MY journal, or can't you read. oh wait, you can't, because you're a zaraki/hanataro shipper.

[sudaki]

You made a post ATTACKING ME and calling me rude names. I have the RIGHT to come here and defend myself and the pairings I love.