I just got my new Barbie catalog in the mail, and on the back page, larger than life, is this. He has a "pale shimmery face" -- looks like a frozen corpse to me, or a Ken doll that had an accident with some glue and some glitter, but the sparklepire doll actually sparkles. Pop culture can't get much more absurd.
(...she says as she makes plans to buy the hilariously impractical Russian Barbie, who has no pants. In Russia. In Winter.)
(...she says as she makes plans to buy the hilariously impractical Russian Barbie, who has no pants. In Russia. In Winter.)
