More Witcher thoughts
May. 27th, 2019 01:36 pmI'm still playing the third Witcher game. It's still good - although at this point I've met more of the major female characters, and oh boy.
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Semi-related to the above... I was telling these thoughts to a friend last week, and I said something along the lines of: "I normally hate coffee shop AUs, but it would be hilarious to write a coffee shop AU for the Witcher and just stick a sword right through the heart of the male power fantasy."
Then we discussed what kind of drinks the characters would order. She suggested Geralt would order black coffee, since that's a man drink, but I suggested the opposite: That due to his high metabolism*, he'd go for the venti breve with syrup and whipped cream.
I'm also pretty sure that Emhyr would be corporate and engaged in a ruthless campaign to expand the franchise into territory currently held by Caribou Coffee (Radovid) and struggling indies (Roche).
(* Is this just fanon? Eating a lot is a game mechanic but I don't remember it being explicitly stated.)
( more rant )
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Semi-related to the above... I was telling these thoughts to a friend last week, and I said something along the lines of: "I normally hate coffee shop AUs, but it would be hilarious to write a coffee shop AU for the Witcher and just stick a sword right through the heart of the male power fantasy."
Then we discussed what kind of drinks the characters would order. She suggested Geralt would order black coffee, since that's a man drink, but I suggested the opposite: That due to his high metabolism*, he'd go for the venti breve with syrup and whipped cream.
I'm also pretty sure that Emhyr would be corporate and engaged in a ruthless campaign to expand the franchise into territory currently held by Caribou Coffee (Radovid) and struggling indies (Roche).
(* Is this just fanon? Eating a lot is a game mechanic but I don't remember it being explicitly stated.)
