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I just noticed something rather depressing: Bohemianfaerie has deleted all of her comments in the infamous "but what are your thoughts on yaoi" wank. She's also deleted the grudgewank she posted her (incredibly) long, hypocritical farewell in.
Anyway.
I've been going through my music again, deciding what to keep and what to bid a fond (or not so fond) adieu, and I keep running into songs that I always wanted to use on a soundtrack. So here's one of those imaginary soundtracks:

FORBIDDEN LOVE
(starring Johnny Depp and Koyasu Takehito)
"Amour à mort"
Les Nubians
Opening credits.
"Concrete Jungle"
Mig
No one would guess, seeing him shivering in his cut-off shorts and eyeliner, that Johnny is the son of a powerful mobster. As he turns tricks to finance his heroin addiction, the camera pans upward. Snow starts to fall, underlining Johnny's misery.
"You're So Gangsta"
Chromeo
Next in line to control the Takehito clan, Koyasu is slick, sexy, and dangerous. But underneath he secretly mourns for his lost little twin brother.
"I'll Come Running"
Chica & The Folder
Flashback to their childhood. Their mother is dead and their father is an alcoholic mobster, but Johnny and Koyasu have each other. They pinky swear never to be parted.
"Rebellion (Lies)"
The Arcade Fire
People say that your dreams / are the only things that save ya / Come on baby in our dreams / we can live our misbehavior
No one but Koyasu knows the true reason why Johnny ran away: a secret, shameful lust for his brother, revealed one night after he had too much beer ...
"What Your Soul Sings"
Massive Attack
While walking down the street to check on one of his father's bordellos, Koyasu sees a very familiar butt hanging out of a sedan window. He tearfully confesses his feelings to Johnny before Johnny can run away again.
"La femme d'argent"
Air
They make love on the shag carpet in Johnny's shitty apartment. The lava lamp casts a soft, shifting glow over their bodies as they discover each other for the first time. "Be gentle," Johnny pleads. Koyasu is.
"Brother"
The Organ
But their happiness is only momentary. Their father finds out and soon they're on the run. They swear to die before they're parted again, mirroring the promise they made in their childhood.
"Coxcomb Red"
Songs: Ohia
Bang! "Koyasu! Nooooooooooooooooooo!"
"Exit Music (for a Film)"
Scala Choir
Closing credits.
Edit: I'm going to die of shame if any of you actually think this is serious. (Despite the music being good.)
Anyway.
I've been going through my music again, deciding what to keep and what to bid a fond (or not so fond) adieu, and I keep running into songs that I always wanted to use on a soundtrack. So here's one of those imaginary soundtracks:
FORBIDDEN LOVE
(starring Johnny Depp and Koyasu Takehito)
"Amour à mort"
Les Nubians
Opening credits.
"Concrete Jungle"
Mig
No one would guess, seeing him shivering in his cut-off shorts and eyeliner, that Johnny is the son of a powerful mobster. As he turns tricks to finance his heroin addiction, the camera pans upward. Snow starts to fall, underlining Johnny's misery.
"You're So Gangsta"
Chromeo
Next in line to control the Takehito clan, Koyasu is slick, sexy, and dangerous. But underneath he secretly mourns for his lost little twin brother.
"I'll Come Running"
Chica & The Folder
Flashback to their childhood. Their mother is dead and their father is an alcoholic mobster, but Johnny and Koyasu have each other. They pinky swear never to be parted.
"Rebellion (Lies)"
The Arcade Fire
People say that your dreams / are the only things that save ya / Come on baby in our dreams / we can live our misbehavior
No one but Koyasu knows the true reason why Johnny ran away: a secret, shameful lust for his brother, revealed one night after he had too much beer ...
"What Your Soul Sings"
Massive Attack
While walking down the street to check on one of his father's bordellos, Koyasu sees a very familiar butt hanging out of a sedan window. He tearfully confesses his feelings to Johnny before Johnny can run away again.
"La femme d'argent"
Air
They make love on the shag carpet in Johnny's shitty apartment. The lava lamp casts a soft, shifting glow over their bodies as they discover each other for the first time. "Be gentle," Johnny pleads. Koyasu is.
"Brother"
The Organ
But their happiness is only momentary. Their father finds out and soon they're on the run. They swear to die before they're parted again, mirroring the promise they made in their childhood.
"Coxcomb Red"
Songs: Ohia
Bang! "Koyasu! Nooooooooooooooooooo!"
"Exit Music (for a Film)"
Scala Choir
Closing credits.
Edit: I'm going to die of shame if any of you actually think this is serious. (Despite the music being good.)